I Just Had Sex Lyrics

The Lonely Island: I Just Had Sex Lyrics

The Lonely Island: I Just Had Sex Lyrics

[Lonely Island]
Sometimes
Something beautiful happens
in this world

[Akon]
Oh
Akon
And Lonely Island

[Lonely Island]
You don't know how to express yourself so
You just gotta sing

[Akon]
I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I just had sex (Hey!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

[Andy Samberg]

Have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis

A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest

[Jorma]

You'll never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best

When I had the sex
'Meant my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

[Andy Samberg]

Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest

[Jorma]

Well sure
Nice of her to let you do that thing

[Andy Samberg]

Nice of any girl ever

[Jorma]

Now sing

[Akon]
I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I Wanna tell the world

[Andy Samberg]

To be honest
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

[Jorma]

Doesn't really make sense

[Andy Samberg]

But man, screw it [Jorma]

I ain't one to argue with a good thing

[Andy Samberg]

She could be my wife

[Jorma]

That good?

[Andy Samberg]

The best 30 seconds of my life

[Jorma]

I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her

[Andy Samberg]

Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin' girl's better

[Jorma]

She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

[Akon]

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you

[Jorma]

She kept looking at her watch

[Akon]

Doesn't matter, I had sex

[Andy Samberg]

But I cried the whole time

[Akon]

Doesn't matter, I had sex

[Jorma]

I think she might have been a racist

[Akon]

Doesn't matter, I had sex

[Andy Samberg]

She put a bag on my head

[Akon]

Still counts
I just had sex
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (I wanna tell the whole world!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

Tom Cavanagh found dead at a Rhode Island

Sad news: Former Sharks prospect Tom Cavanagh found dead at a Rhode Island mall

This is not  the kind of news that any of us like to pass along.
Former Sharks propsect Tom Cavanagh, who played at Harvard before turning pro and had 18 games with San Jose over two seasons, was found dead at a Providence, R.I., mall. A statement from his father in the Providence Journal-Bulletin indicated the 28-year-old player had “fought the demons of  mental illness for many years.”
The Sharks just issued the following statement:
“We are shocked and saddened by the news today of Tom’s passing.  Tom was an extraordinary young man and a terrific teammate who spent four seasons with our organization.  Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family during this difficult time.”

Cavanagh was drafted by San Jose in the sixth round (182^nd overall) of the 2001 NHL Entry Draft following a stellar collegiate career at Harvard University.
He spent four seasons within the Sharks organization, including Cleveland (2005-06) and Worcester (2006-2009) and remains the all-time leading scorer for the Worcester Sharks with 138 points (46 goals, 92 assists) in 202 games.
Cavanagh played in 18 NHL games with San Jose over two seasons (2007-09), picking up three points (one goal, two assists) and four penalty minutes.
And here is the text of the story that appears on the Providence Journal-Bulletin web site:
Tom Cavanagh, who skated his way from rinks in Rhode Island to Harvard and then to the National Hockey League, was found dead Thursday inside the parking garage of the Providence Place mall.

The police said the body of the 28-year-old athlete was discovered in the vicinity of the garage’s Level C at around 11:25 a.m. Thursday. His car was discovered, with his wallet inside, later that day in another part of the garage.
Health Department spokeswoman Annmarie Beardsworth said Friday that an autopsy by the state Medical Examiner showed that Cavanagh died from “multiple traumatic injuries due to blunt force impact.”
His father, lawyer Joseph Cavanagh, said in a statement Friday night: “Our son, Tom, was a young man who bravely fought the demons of mental illness for many years. This private struggle far surpassed his public athletic accomplishments.
“Our family will celebrate and always remember his beautiful but short life. We hope that his friends and supporters will pray for him and for us during these difficult days. We already have felt the love of so many people of our community.”
Tom Cavanagh was a graduate of Toll Gate High School in Warwick, where he was an All-State hockey player. After playing four seasons in the NCAA as part of the varsity hockey team at Harvard, from where he graduated in 2005, he entered the world of professional hockey, playing first for the Cleveland Barons and then the Worcester Sharks.
He made his National Hockey League debut at the end of the 2007-2008 season, playing with the San Jose Sharks. Released by the Sharks organization the following year, he began playing for the American Hockey League’s Manchester, N.H., Monarchs and with the Springfield, Mass., Falcons. A shoulder injury pushed him into free agent status in the 2010 season.
His agent, Matt Keator, who represented Cavanagh his whole career, said Friday night that Cavanagh was “one of the hardest-working, intelligent kids I’ve ever known.” He said Cavanagh was still recovering from his shoulder injury and, the last time they talked, was undecided whether to continue with his hockey career or to go into some other field.